i dont know, its all fuzzy in my head.

so, i went to see the golden compass, right?

i had read this brilliant book by philip pullman and was excited as to how these in depth characters might be portrayed in film.

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this is probably the worst film adaptation of a book ever. i do not say that lightly.

i am fully convinced that if i had not come to the film reading the book previously, i wouldnt have the slightest clue as to what the fuck was going on and nor would i care to know.

golden compass the book = smarter than harry potter the book
golden compass the movie = harry potter the movie gets an academy award for best picture

if someone can make a decent harry fucking potter movie, then why cant anyone do anything with a book that was written with adults in mind, anyway.

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so, in conclusion, ive decided that for people who didnt know anything about the book, they must have just gone to the movie for this.

and really, you could have found a video of this on the internet and watched it at home… like i just did.

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side note: apparently some douchebags got wind of the “anti-christian themes“ in the film and i guess theres a lot of huff-and-puff about it.

thats really all i had to say about that. oh gnoes a fantasy book that makes religion look bad!

whatever.